• Question: How does someone become a skater completely? How must I dress? Must I swear and sag? Is that cool? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Well, as far as dress goes, try and look as weird as possible. Make sure your pants flood, and wear socks with crazy patterns. When actually skating, sagging isn’t required, but every other time, you must sag profusely. Yes, you have to sag and your pants must flood. Of course you have to swear, that shouldn’t even be a question. The more cuss words, the better. 

    Oh yeah, and you might want to skate every now and then.

    -jackson
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